If there is ever a “Johnny Football” movie, Joseph Gordon-Levitt could play the role. He looks like a dead ringer for him.
I admit, I’ve come around on Paw Patrol…those puppies are sooooooo cute. Especially Marshall, he’s the shit.
the fuck is this bullshit
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Wander: Hey, wan’t some candy?
Dora: Oooh, caaanndyyy.
-Wander throws cocaine into Dora’s mouth-
Wander: Fuck, I just realized, I’m moving to Disney XD.
Kid shows getting away with sex jokes like
I don’t want to affend anyone, but I am just sayin’ they look like like twins.
I’m just sayin’.
I hate Paw Patrol so much, it’s not even funny. Ryder is a little douchebag who will probably grow up to abuse his future GF, Chase is an asshole and if I have to listen to him suck up to Ryder every time they get called to the Lookout, I will scream. The rest of the characters on the show just rub me the wrong way.
Why the fuck does Mayor Goodway have a pet chicken? Do you see what she does for that chicken? I hope she doesn’t win reelection. Callie and her owner are annoying. I like cats, but I hope she get shot one day; annoying little pussy.
Also, does anybody else find it strange that these animals can talk? I mean, if I saw a talking dog, I’d be shitting my pants. Fuck, this show is retarded and I hate it so much, yet I have the undeniable urge to turn it on and watch it in between classes.
BTW, the only tolerable characters on that show are Rocky and Marshall.